The Republic of Moe moe desu 29 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 7.176 billion Moe moe desu 29ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Moe moe desu 29ian economy, worth 278 trillion Banks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,754 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moe moe desu 29's national animal is the Pikachu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Moe moe desu 29 is ranked 205,898th in the world and 3,760th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
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- : Moe moe desu 29 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Moe moe desu 29 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Moe moe desu 29 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Moe moe desu 29 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Moe moe desu 29 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Moe moe desu 29 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Moe moe desu 29 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Moe moe desu 29's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Moe moe desu 29 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Moe moe desu 29 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
